There actually would be far more lyrics... I just haven't written them. This one was a combination of two things I thought would be funny. First, I heard a story on the news or something about Wal-Mart telling a band to censor their album, or they wouldn't carry it. I thought "Fuck Wal-Mart!" This turned into the thought that it would be funny to write a song called "Fuck Wal-Mart," thus ensuring that they would never carry my album. Eventually the idea evolved into listing off a bunch of people, places, & things that I wanted to say "Fuck you" to. Thus, the lyrics would be like "Fuck... Wal-Mart! Fuck... Utah! Fuck... Tipper," etc. I don't remember what I wrote down for the hard chorus part, but I think it ended with "go to hell and fucking die," or something. Anyway, the second thing I thought would be funny was to have a live track on an album, before you've ever played anywhere. Just a completely bogus "live" track... So, I added the crowd and some reverb...